Cliff’s cousin Lillith, is a know-it-all, plain and simple. In fact, her talent show routine in 11th grade was Her listing each and every death that occured during the Vietnam War on both sides, including unknown soldiers. In chronological order.

Of course, being able to draw on a magical book that contains every scrap of information on everything that has ever happened in the entire universe helps.Though I suppose that was BEFORE she got that book. Hmm...

SHE’S A WITCH! SHE’s A GODDAMN WITCH!

It’s okay though. The rest of her equipment kinda sucks. Everyone else has a few magical items. She Only has one grossly overpowered one.