I uh, made this site and everything on it. Good for me. I enjoy smoking, swearing, and having sex. And eating. And sleeping. Actually, I enjoy a lot of things. Most of them involve sitting or lying down. I'm lazy. My favorite food is Chicken Fried Steak. I maintain my figure by eating irregularly and doing several hundred situps a night. I play bass guitar, sing a little, and would like to start a metal band. That'd be cool. My favorite band is American Head Charge.

There, you know enough now.