Welcome to the Minneapolverse, a land of wonder, fantasy, and MASSIVE amounts of DICK jokes. Before you enter this site, you must be aware of a few things.

• i. - This site is meant for readers aged 17 and older. If your kid reads this and, like, shoots up a school or something I am NOT responsible. Raise your damn kids right, you dumb broad.
• ii. - On this site, I portray religious figures as dumb, egocentric, completely stoned, and/or downright belligerent. Deal with it. There's no rule in MY faith saying that I cannot.
• iii. - If you are offended by any of the following terms, prepare to be, well, offended. COCK, PUSSY, CUNT, FUCK(ER(S)), BALLS, SHIT, ASS, MARIJUANA, JESUS CHRIST, DAMN, DAVID HASELHOFF, NUTS, BITCH, DONKEYPUNCH, KIKE, or BROAD (slang). More terms will undoubtedly be added later.
• iv. - By entering this site you enter into an agreement whose terms include, but are not limited to, you giving me a fuckton of money, a yacht, and fifteen of your finest bitches.
• v. - Really, this is all in good fun. I'm not a racist, mysoginist, or a terrorist. Have an open mind, y'all.